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FML with : Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked

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Today, I was so happy to be leaving the hospital after breaking my arm the night before. Just as I walked out of the doors, a huge ambulance team was running in at the same time and knocked me down full force. I now have a broken ankle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26335) - you deserved it (1961)

On 09/28/2012 at 1:34am - health - by red_headforlife - United States (Arizona)



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