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Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6466) - you deserved it (20774)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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