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FML with : Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend

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Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33936) - you deserved it (2349)

On 10/02/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by Jake (man) - United States (Georgia)



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