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Today, I woke up to a glorious sunrise, fresh coffee, and a bleached lawn. My neighbors on both sides have constantly fought with each other since before I even moved in, which I guess explains the note taped to my window saying, "Pick a side." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19039) - you deserved it (1300)

On 09/14/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by thefuckman (man) - United States



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