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FML with : Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that

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Today, I got into an argument with my mom over her sexist, emotionally-abusive boyfriend. I told her that either he goes or I go. She called me a disrespectful bastard for not respecting my "new father." I'm now sitting outside a McDonald's with my suitcase, leeching their WiFi. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32762) - you deserved it (2411)

On 09/08/2012 at 1:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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