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Today, my daughter discovered that her Venus Fly Trap will not eat pieces of ripped-up scrap paper. Also today, I discovered that my daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper and my monthly paycheck. FML

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On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)



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