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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house when I got a call from my parents. They told me to come home immediately. Panicking, I rushed home. My dad pulled out a clear tube filled with dried leaves. They accused me of having marijuana. It was catnip for my kitten. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22682) - you deserved it (1680)

On 12/01/2012 at 9:01pm - misc - by potheadloljk (woman) - United States (Maine)



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