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Today, my girlfriend opened my refrigerator and began her standard moan: "You're a pig, you never clean up. Look at that egg, it makes me want to throw up, it's gone black, it’s covered in fuzz, IT'S GOT HAIR ON IT!" I got up to check it out. It was a Kiwi fruit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36509) - you deserved it (3438) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/02/2012 at 9:00am - love - by opinaise - France (Midi-Pyrenees)



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