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Today, my wife is giving birth to our first born. I am an officer stationed overseas. Apparently, I am not only missing the birth, but I also missed the conception. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60279) - you deserved it (2777)

On 07/08/2012 at 8:30pm - love - by moodyreallyrocks - United States (Kentucky)



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