Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
FML with : vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying
Number of results : 1
Today, I'm accused of vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying, and in so doing, violating my parole. While talking with my lawyer, who I spent all my savings on, I said he could hire better than his hideous secretary. Turns out she's his wife. I think I'm now more screwed than ever. FML
Friday 27 November 2015