FML with : vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying

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Today, I'm accused of vandalizing a cop car during a night of partying, and in so doing, violating my parole. While talking with my lawyer, who I spent all my savings on, I said he could hire better than his hideous secretary. Turns out she's his wife. I think I'm now more screwed than ever. FML

by jillie minaj / 07/09/2012 at 5:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous