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Today, my grandpa moved into the house to live with my family. Along with having to share a room with him, he swears that having the AC on will give him pneumonia, and he keeps saying he's "freezing" when the temperature inside gets below 85. We live in Nevada. FML

#20656847
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On 05/11/2013 at 5:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, it's my 17th birthday, and the first birthday since my mother died, leaving me to live with my previously-absent father. He gave me pretzels and a laser pointer, and said, "Happy birthday, fuckstick". One more year. FML

#20581667
127 comments

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On 04/09/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

#16383481
208 comments

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On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I can never live with my fiancée. A childhood of systematic teasing, abuse, and humiliation has made me terrified to use a bathroom around a guy if there's the slightest chance I can be heard, seen, or even have anyone know what I'm up to. Therapy has yet to fix anything. FML

#8164087
214 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 10:23am - love - by silentsuzie (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I accepted a great job offer I've been working months to earn so I can continue to live with my fiancé here in Poland. I just found out that my work visa was denied. Now I have to fly home to Canada and reapply before coming back. This takes a month. My new job starts tomorrow. FML

#5831738
42 comments

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On 10/14/2009 at 6:03pm - work - by zlotytarasy (man) - Poland (Warszawa)

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Today, I had to tell a girl I liked she couldn't sleep over because I live with my parents. I'm 24. FML

#2711577
135 comments

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On 06/08/2009 at 3:32am - intimacy - by levit (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

#505587
157 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I live with my mother and realized she goes out with her friends and dates more times a week than I do in a single month. FML

#4267
13 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by lousy - United States (Alabama)



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