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Today, I stepped into a pile of dog shit on my doorstep, along with a note saying, "Keep your dog out of my yard." I don't own a dog. FML

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105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25779) - you deserved it (1784)

On 12/18/2011 at 3:32am - animals - by sammyxoxo - Canada

Today, I got into a wreck thanks to a big flashing sign on the highway that said "Keep your eyes on the road" that distracted me. FML

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119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24907) - you deserved it (12109)

On 03/23/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by cupcakelady127 (woman) - United States

Today, I learned the reason they say don't keep your phone in high humidity places. I left my phone on the counter when I went to take a shower. It now won't turn on due to water damage and the warranty doesn't cover it. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3715) - you deserved it (25872)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:46pm - misc - by boo (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31564) - you deserved it (3115)

On 11/13/2009 at 3:26pm - kids - by notateen (woman) - United States (Texas)



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