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Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML

#21179309
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38253) - you deserved it (5727) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2014 at 9:42am - misc - by cheap - France (Midi-Pyrenees)

Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML

#21013681
100 comments

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On 01/02/2014 at 12:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML

#21011862
103 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, my ex's mom got a job as our new soccer coach and recognized me from our New Year's party last year. She made me, and me alone, do 10 laps around the field in the rain for breaking her son's heart. FML

#20971434
95 comments

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On 11/26/2013 at 3:00pm - love - by Amanda (woman) - United States

Today, I won a year's supply of bath bombs in a competition. I live in a tiny flat by myself with only a shower. I also have to find somewhere to put the bath bombs. FML

#20836641
109 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 3:13am - misc - by KnowWhereYourTowelIs (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, my parents staged an intervention because I ate a year's supply of noodles in 2 weeks. FML

Today, after being together for only 2 weeks, my boyfriend got me a year's gym membership for my birthday in a card that said, "So u can b hott! Luv u!" FML

#20513755
133 comments

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On 02/19/2013 at 5:47pm - love - by katwingz (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my brother thought New Year's would be more epic and memorable if the fireworks were set off in the family room and not outside. It is memorable. FML

#20435361
65 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 1:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad has decided to that as a New Year's resolution, he's going to strive to wear pants less often. It's only been an hour and I can already tell it's going to be a long year. FML

#20435279
55 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by why? - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad asked me when I was going to start looking for a job. Jokingly, I told him next year. He got pissed, started to yell, then realized Tuesday is New Year's Day and grounded me for "being a dumbass." FML

#20432925
88 comments

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On 12/30/2012 at 10:51pm - work - by BAMN2187 - United States

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

#18705710
122 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 11:55am - health - by gimpy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML

#18683836
112 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 4:44am - love - by haphazard2007 - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

#18671764
130 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 3:31am - misc - by tooearly (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML

#18667282
42 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 8:22pm - misc - by Livewire (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I found out that I'm working on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, New Year's Eve and New Year's Day. I'm spending my favourite time of the year working for $8.70 an hour. At McDonald's. FML

#18498054
253 comments

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On 12/12/2011 at 9:15pm - work - by myjobsucks - Australia (Victoria)



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