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Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18323) - you deserved it (61648)

On 04/29/2013 at 5:11pm - misc - by random - Canada

Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40685) - you deserved it (7807)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, I was in a store using the only bathroom there. After I was done, I realized I couldn't open the door. Panicked it locked me in, I banged on the door, and screamed for help. The security and a whole group of people gathered, only to find that I was pulling the door instead of pushing it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16457) - you deserved it (88653)

On 04/07/2009 at 11:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

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