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Today, my boyfriend decided to re-enact a scene from Family Guy. He locked me in the car with him and farted deadly ones repeatedly. He wouldn't let me out until I learned to "love the gas." FML


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On 01/04/2011 at 3:09pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML


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On 12/30/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by planes - United States (Oregon)

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