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Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML
Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Friday 7 March 2014