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Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML

#20471171
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36181) - you deserved it (8030)

On 01/21/2013 at 12:04pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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246 comments

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On 09/03/2010 at 11:47pm - health - by lalalasmiles06 -

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

#7139059
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29859) - you deserved it (7177)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)



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