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Today, I discovered that the only reason my husband is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33743) - you deserved it (5902)

On 08/01/2012 at 5:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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