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Today, I told my mom we get Monday off due to Martin Luther King Jr. day. She then insisted that I had to go to school because that is "only for black people." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36661) - you deserved it (2603)

On 01/15/2013 at 6:16pm - misc - by Sydney - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71435) - you deserved it (13270)

On 04/13/2009 at 6:45am - misc - by traveller (man) - United States (New Mexico)



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