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Today, I went to a family dinner. My grandma wasted no time calling me a slut for not wearing a dress, my dad called my police officer boyfriend a "fucking pig", and then he told my mother to "put a cock in it" when she defended me. No wonder I hardly ever visit these people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39730) - you deserved it (2717)

On 01/18/2013 at 6:18pm - misc - by mel (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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