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Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7165) - you deserved it (25807)

On 11/26/2009 at 11:23am - misc - by Cup_of___ - United States (Virginia)



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