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Today, at my new job, I walked into the office to hear my supervisor and HR manager talking about how, "the new guy isn't very smart, but we can get him to do the shit work for a couple weeks." Gee, thanks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21601) - you deserved it (1750)

On 09/01/2015 at 10:39pm - work - by texasbest (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27350) - you deserved it (2125)

On 04/13/2015 at 9:50pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (66432) - you deserved it (5377)

On 06/09/2014 at 5:03pm - love - by wrecked (man) - United States

Today, after an hour of crying over a guy I like, I put on some Adele and sang along. My mom quickly took notice and came to give me advice, which was to "get over it" because he doesn't want me, and that "masturbation beats relationships hands down." Gee, thanks mom. FML


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On 01/20/2013 at 1:22pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

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