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FML with : 1/4

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Today, I had to find simple words to explain to the idiot I was tutoring that "1/4" is not of a greater value than "1/3" just because the denominator is bigger. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26328) - you deserved it (4709)

On 12/20/2014 at 8:16pm - kids - by Mightaswelltutordogs (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8613) - you deserved it (57902)

On 07/07/2009 at 1:26am - misc - by DMO (man) - United States (Utah)



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