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Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the cracks. I quickly looked away, and about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33331) - you deserved it (2510)

On 09/25/2010 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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