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Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30676) - you deserved it (5237)

On 01/05/2013 at 4:21am - intimacy - by kblevss (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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