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Today, I found out my wife has been bribing my daughter to keep quiet about her affair with my boss. That would explain the iPhone 4S, the $500 shoes, the $200 purse, and the professional $300 haircut. They told me it was because she had straight A's. FML


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On 11/20/2011 at 9:05pm - kids - by brokeandalone (man) - United States (Virginia)

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