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Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39743) - you deserved it (15373)

On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17448) - you deserved it (46041)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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