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Today, as I got out the shower, my mom walked in to give me a towel, then quickly covered her eyes and said, "Woah, I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over, and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this for at least the next month. FML

Today, I purposely set my phone off in class to make it seem like I had friends. FML


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On 10/01/2013 at 6:18am - misc - by :/ -

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML


I agree, your life sucks (19629) - you deserved it (49912)

On 02/17/2009 at 6:33pm - misc - by loser (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

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