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Today, my boyfriend called me anti-social. To prove him wrong I texted one of my friends. She texted back, "Who's this??" FML

#20442068
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19633) - you deserved it (7153)

On 01/04/2013 at 1:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14133) - you deserved it (31108)

On 06/05/2012 at 12:27am - love - by Josie - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my doctor asked for a urine sample. It's the first time I've tried to cup my own pee. Despite the fact that I'm a woman, I managed to aim wrong, and sprayed the floor, hit the door and my handbag with my own pee. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19557) - you deserved it (14594)

On 08/26/2011 at 5:09am - health - by goldengirl - Australia (New South Wales)



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