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Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML


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On 11/12/2015 at 4:21pm - health - by Nora (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML


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On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

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