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Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16925) - you deserved it (25152)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)



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