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Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (119924) - you deserved it (5491)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:39am - health - by juliet (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got an email from a professor saying he was going to fail me for missing the alloted absences, which is school policy. I pointed out I was in the hospital for two weeks with a life threatening illness and that he even came to visit me. He told me "rules are rules." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (137747) - you deserved it (6207)

On 03/28/2009 at 2:35am - health - by hospitalflunky (man) - United States (Texas)



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