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Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20486) - you deserved it (24201)

On 01/07/2011 at 12:46am - health - by biscuit (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, after having my bath, I realised that I've gotten so fat that I have to lift up my butt cheeks in order to dry underneath them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9085) - you deserved it (39762)

On 02/20/2010 at 1:09am - health - by fatflabbyfail - United States (South Carolina)



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