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Today, my mother requested that I return the $500 she had previously given me to help me pay for college. Her reasoning? "You work three jobs, you can afford it." I work three jobs because she decided buying herself a car was more important than my schooling. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15389) - you deserved it (1545)

On 11/26/2014 at 4:43pm - money - by theaaxis (woman) - United States

Today, I discovered that when my parents offered to help me pay for college, what they really meant is they would get the forms for me to apply for student loans. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24313) - you deserved it (4281)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:03pm - money - by thanxguys (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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