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Today, I'm hiding from my creepy next-door neighbor. She constantly trash-talks my partner of two years, she's mentally unstable, looks to me for support, has a raging crush on me, and she drunkenly tried to make out with me last weekend. I'm two months older than her daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19373) - you deserved it (1391)

On 09/27/2012 at 4:19am - misc - by Creeped - United States

Today, a crying kid was brought to my attention by a customer. He was so upset from losing his mom that he couldn't say his name or his moms name. I took him around the store asking him to point out his mom. Once we found her she told me "I was hiding from my kid to test his independence." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36097) - you deserved it (2518)

On 09/19/2010 at 12:27am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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