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Today, finally we got our toddler daughter to sleep in her own bed. The wife and I were both excited to finally have our room to ourselves. Just as our daughter was about to fall asleep, the damn cat went into her room and loudly hacked up a huge hairball. Now she's back in mommy's and daddy's bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24662) - you deserved it (5975)

On 05/24/2010 at 12:14am - kids - by blahblah - United States (New York)



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