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Today, I was doing laundry, so I decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26763) - you deserved it (5349)

On 02/26/2015 at 7:08pm - animals - by jynxisadouchebag - United States (California)

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8862) - you deserved it (42326)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)



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