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Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15532) - you deserved it (7575)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)



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