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Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML

#20188739
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I agree, your life sucks (19583) - you deserved it (2875)

On 12/02/2012 at 11:03pm - kids - by Nick (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I found out that because of my high blood pressure I can't have sex for one month. My wedding is next weekend and the following two weeks are my honey moon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (238992) - you deserved it (24658)

On 04/02/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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