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Today, I was working at a place where if you're tipped, you sing. After a lady paid for her ice cream, she pulled out 5 dollars. Thinking it was a tip, I took it, and sang the song. She didn't mean to tip me. I was stopped by the woman slapping me. FML

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On 05/27/2013 at 8:56pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was over her addiction and wished to quit cold turkey. I cancelled all my plans to stay home and support her. She didn't mean her tobacco addiction, no no. Her corn chip addiction. FML

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On 08/06/2012 at 7:20am - misc - by Spockx - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I realized that when my new roommate said we could both use the condoms he bought, he didn't mean separately. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39212) - you deserved it (4014)

On 09/13/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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