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FML with : while playing Call of Duty

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Today, my husband of five years left me for a woman ten years older than himself who lives nine hours away. He met her online two weeks ago while playing Call of Duty. FML

#20091576
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On 09/27/2012 at 10:14pm - love - by strawberrywine22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my husband doesn't love me. At all. He told me this while playing Call of Duty with his friends with his microphone on. FML

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On 05/16/2010 at 10:24pm - love - by jolene11 - United States

Today, was my boyfriend's birthday. He wanted a blowjob while playing Call of Duty 4. In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller down when he died. Into my head. FML

#3078421
331 comments

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On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)



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