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Today, while I was making dinner, my husband argued that our new dog has intelligence issues, and we should give him away. I angrily defended the poor thing, and had almost won, until the dog walked over and licked the inside of the hot oven door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42534) - you deserved it (5555)

On 04/30/2014 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question "On which continent is Canada located?" she responded "Antarctica." If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30755) - you deserved it (3173)

On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)



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