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Today, my boss at my new job described a client as "retarded". I corrected him with "mentally disabled". He smirked and replied "Whatever. Just explain things to her real slow. After all, she's 'mentally disabled'. And a woman." I need this job so bad that I'll have to just put up with this asshole. FML


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On 08/07/2015 at 10:27am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML


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On 10/21/2010 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)

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