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Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28166) - you deserved it (3124)

On 10/21/2010 at 12:56pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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