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Today, my grandmother saw me for the first time in years. "Not all your clothes have to be as tight as condoms, you tramp," is probably the nicest greeting she's ever given me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27280) - you deserved it (8179)

On 06/12/2012 at 7:58am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)



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