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Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24455) - you deserved it (1661)

On 12/06/2012 at 8:07pm - misc - by Matt8 (man) - United States



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