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Today, I learned that my roommate doesn't actually know a damn thing about cooking. I'm suffering the effects of him telling me that chicken is best eaten medium-rare. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18243) - you deserved it (11002)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:02pm - health - by Ralph - United States (North Carolina)



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