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Today, the man I have been in a long-distance relationship with for 2 years told me he has been cheating on me for 6 months, and that he's leaving me for her. I'm due to fly out to see him next week on a non-refundable ticket. He insists that, "we can still hang out, just not have sex". FML

#21506323
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22611) - you deserved it (1900)

On 12/21/2015 at 6:45pm - intimacy - by Sadginger - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

#21504603
91 comments

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On 12/16/2015 at 9:47pm - misc - by phone-less - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband won't seek medical treatment for a condition he's been living with for years because he saw an episode of House, in which the treatment made the condition worse in a very rare instance. FML

#21481726
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23590) - you deserved it (1709)

On 10/19/2015 at 5:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

#21469567
176 comments

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On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, my mum took away my laptop and my phone and won't let me call, text, or go out with friends for one month. Why? I left the toilet seat up. I'm writing this from a public library. FML

#21462073
145 comments

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On 08/29/2015 at 10:06am - misc - by Lord Buttfuck IV (man) - France

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying: "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

#21454260
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25108) - you deserved it (2078)

On 08/10/2015 at 11:35am - love - by butchapparently (woman) -

Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML

#21453691
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29749) - you deserved it (2194)

On 08/08/2015 at 11:53pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML

#21452616
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23196) - you deserved it (1884)

On 08/06/2015 at 4:33am - health - by ithinkimturningjapanese - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

Today, as always, I have a type of eczema that flares up when I'm stressed out or anxious. And today, the girl I've been in love with for 4 years asked me out on a date. We meet up in a few hours, and right now I look like I have smallpox. FML

#21439553
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25924) - you deserved it (1634)

On 07/10/2015 at 1:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, at my first day of work, I was impressing my trainer with my skills by carrying many trays at once. Well, I could until I came around the corner and ran into a customer. With food all over his front, he introduced him self to me as the head manager. FML

#21439023
26 comments

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On 07/09/2015 at 1:02pm - work - by notsogoodtrainee - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I found out I wasn't invited to my neighbor's funeral, with whom I had been good friends with for a long time. When I asked her husband why, he said, "We have a small amount of money and can't afford for you to eat all of the refreshments." FML

#21424589
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24732) - you deserved it (3210)

On 06/11/2015 at 5:04pm - health - by DUFF - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, a couple asked me donate my eggs so they could start a family. When I refused, I was called heartless by my ex-husband and the woman he cheated on me with for over two years. FML

#21410986
103 comments

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On 05/16/2015 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, while out shopping with friends, I was apphrehended by two bounty hunters because they recognized my purple-dyed hair. Too bad my name isn't Natalie, who apparently shares the same hair color. They didn't believe me, even after I showed my ID. FML

Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML

#21400557
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33468) - you deserved it (6790)

On 04/27/2015 at 10:49am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents continue comparing me to my "perfect" friend. He smokes dope, is a compulsive thief, and has gone to juvie numerous times. I'm passing school with flying colors and have never been in any trouble with the law. Apparently I should be more like him. FML

#21346172
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30273) - you deserved it (2273)

On 01/29/2015 at 12:01pm - misc - by John Doe (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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