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Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51874) - you deserved it (6585)

On 06/11/2011 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Ryan - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18016) - you deserved it (3299)

On 10/16/2009 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by damnit (man) - United States (New York)



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