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Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML

#21396178
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26718) - you deserved it (6888)

On 04/19/2015 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I heard what sounded like water against my window, and I couldn't believe it was raining in Southern California at this time of the year. I then turned to the window to see a hobo peeing on my window. FML

#21380308
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31147) - you deserved it (2435)

On 03/23/2015 at 7:19pm - misc - by jumanji (man) -

Today, I went to the police station to find out if the tint on my new car's windshield was too dark. The officer took one look, told me that windshield tints are illegal in California, and ticketed me. So much for being honest. FML

#21285139
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33346) - you deserved it (8962)

On 10/25/2014 at 5:58pm - misc - by tanisLX - United States (California)

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8772) - you deserved it (32395)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML

#18267305
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27739) - you deserved it (2861)

On 11/16/2011 at 8:32pm - health - by tomoxishigaki - United States (California)

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

#17473520
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28140) - you deserved it (9091)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I flew to California to visit my younger sister at college. When I got to her house, her boyfriend looks at her and says, "Shes not THAT ugly." FML

#13554523
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27494) - you deserved it (2629)

On 10/22/2010 at 8:57pm - misc - by annonymus - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend is moving out to California to be with a girl he met while on Chatroulette. We broke up because he thought we were moving too fast. FML

#10779310
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31932) - you deserved it (3163)

On 05/26/2010 at 4:13pm - love - by Sarahfizzeller - United States (Ohio)

Today, I bought a $3000 HD camera. It never shipped to my house, so I was concerned. I then realized I had given the seller the address for a house in California. I live in Maine. FML

#7013020
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7153) - you deserved it (38772)

On 12/29/2009 at 11:56am - misc - by musicgod123 - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I have been dating for the past five years asked me to move to California with her to get married. Naturally, I was thrilled and said, "Of course, when do you want to leave?". She just stared at me blankly and said, "Shit, I was kidding." FML

Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML

#4377271
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39825) - you deserved it (5507)

On 08/08/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by New computer - Sent from mobile version

Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML

#3153262
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54487) - you deserved it (13610)

On 06/23/2009 at 7:05pm - misc - by nicklesg (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while working at a certain California theme park in full costume, I was approached by a kid in line, who looked at me and exclaimed, "Hey look, its Indiana Jones!" which felt pretty amazing. His sister, who was maybe seven years old, glanced over at me and said, "No, he's way too fat." FML

#2395942
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (4658)

On 05/29/2009 at 1:20am - work - by paperbagofdoom (man) - United States (California)



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