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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After he left my place, I realized he took my Sonicare toothbrush because he knew that I would be more upset about missing that than our relationship. He was right. I am really upset about it. FML

#20450824
85 comments

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On 01/09/2013 at 9:37pm - love - by niki (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother told me that my dead grandmother speaks to her. How? When she's thinking of her while brushing her teeth, her electric toothbrush will suddenly stop buzzing and this tells her her mother is communicating with her. FML

#20127529
47 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 10:52pm - misc - by smdh - United States

Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML

#20090730
168 comments

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On 09/27/2012 at 7:37am - misc - by red (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got caught shoplifting a toothbrush. I'm flat broke and my roommate used my old one to scrub out her cat's puke stains off the carpet. FML

#19997834
144 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 2:53am - money - by busted - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

#19664729
111 comments

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On 05/22/2012 at 9:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my old roommate used to clean her goldfish bowl with my toothbrush. We lived together for six months. FML

#19287473
62 comments

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On 03/16/2012 at 5:02am - misc - by disgusted - United States

Today, I found out my roommate had mistaken my toothbrush for his dog's. So for the last month he's been using my toothbrush on his dog. The dog's favorite meal? Fresh cat poop. FML

#19182040
142 comments

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On 02/28/2012 at 1:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, a man crashed into my car. He then got out of his car, dug a toothbrush and toothpaste out of his bag, and tried to brush away the damage. FML

#18851761
130 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 7:17am - misc - by toothpaste (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that after every fight we have, he dips my toothbrush in the toilet. FML

#17803016
156 comments

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On 09/22/2011 at 6:31am - love - by nicole - Reserved

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

#15598918
272 comments

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On 04/02/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Toothy (man) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML

#15525656
109 comments

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On 03/28/2011 at 1:56am - animals - by upliftmofo - Belgium

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

#14596150
95 comments

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On 01/16/2011 at 12:11am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

#14214762
113 comments

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On 12/15/2010 at 5:32pm - health - by captfml (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my house is suffering from an infestation of these tiny black beetles. After brushing my teeth tonight, I was rinsing out my toothbrush when I found that one of the beetles had curled up to die between the bristles. FML

#13883549
84 comments

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On 11/18/2010 at 12:04am - health - by twice-a-day (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I learned that in my family, 'Father's Day' is more like 'Father's drunken, piss on a plant in the kitchen during breakfast, order you to scrub in between his toes with your toothbrush Day.' FML

#11329600
73 comments

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On 06/20/2010 at 9:18am - misc - by Sam - Sent from mobile version



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