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FML with : diaper

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Today, I kept getting out of bed because I was sure my daughter had pooped in her diaper. Every time, I found nothing. I finally figured out the foul smell was my husband's breath, when he leaned into kiss me goodnight. FML

#21414880
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On 05/24/2015 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my 2-year-old brother is afraid of his own penis. Whenever he doesn't have a diaper on, he screams, cries and yells, "Ew". FML

#21347945
74 comments

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On 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm - health - by okseñoryoucrazy - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend threatened to break up with me if I don't satisfy his "needs." By "needs", he means me wearing a diaper during foreplay. FML

#21297687
206 comments

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On 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by honey, no boo-boo (woman) - United States

Today, while working as a teacher at a daycare, a two year-old girl decided the best way to share that she had pooped was to reach in her diaper and attempt to hand some to me. FML

#21264874
62 comments

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On 09/25/2014 at 12:03am - kids - by disgusted - United States (Maine)

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

#21231175
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On 08/06/2014 at 7:33pm - work - by TzarErik (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I'm 5 weeks pregnant and just found out that my boyfriend has such a phobia of holding babies, that he's going to be the one most in need of a diaper change when I give birth. FML

Today, at work, a lady approached me asking if I'd found a used cloth diaper on a table, and I told her it was probably in the trash. She said "That's okay, I can wash it." So I searched through several bags of trash, and when I couldn't find it, she said "Oh never mind! It's in my bag." FML

#21158865
72 comments

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On 06/01/2014 at 12:13am - work - by cootiequeen (woman) - United States

Today, I received a response to my perfectly straightforward online dating profile: "How about changing a dirty diaper, mommy?" FML

#21067330
51 comments

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On 02/21/2014 at 3:04am - intimacy - by sadlysingle (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my sister and her two-year-old came to my place for a visit. Not long after arriving, my niece ripped off her diaper and immediately took a dump on my white carpet. Guess who had to 'suddenly' leave afterwards, leaving me to clean up the mess. FML

#20892017
85 comments

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On 09/22/2013 at 8:08pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML

#20846305
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On 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm - kids - by CrappyDay - United States

Today, my step-dad's three year old granddaughter slept over. She insisted she didn't need a diaper to go to sleep and they put her in my bed with me, actually believing that she didn't need a diaper. Not only did she kick me all night, but I had the joy of waking up to her peeing on me. FML

#20700710
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On 06/02/2013 at 4:29am - kids - by samabomination - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML

#20634292
64 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 2:40am - health - by ChangMu - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was cleaning one of my disabled clients because he pooped himself, so I started to undress him for a shower. I took his dirty diaper off and set it on his bed, then I bent over to take off his socks at which point he put the diaper on my head like a hat. FML

#20438439
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On 01/02/2013 at 10:49am - work - by habassistant - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

#20004599
79 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, I took my 8 month-old to the Urgent Care due to extreme constipation. I spent $25 for my son to poop on me the second the doctor had me remove his diaper. FML

#17360592
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On 08/03/2011 at 10:43pm - kids - by CrappyLuck - United States (North Carolina)



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