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Today, at work, a 3-year-old threw an egg at me from his cart. I couldn't leave my register to clean my hair because it was too busy, so when the new manager came in, he wrote me up for "unkempt appearance." Now my new hire probation period is extended 30 days, and my nickname is "Egghead." FML

#21327516
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On 12/30/2014 at 11:38pm - work - by EggHead - United States (Virginia)

Today, the power went out at school. As a senior, I don't show up until third period. When I got there, I signed in as usual. The office secretary waited until I signed in to tell me that if I hadn't, I wouldn't have to attend classes that day. Now I have to sit in class doing nothing. FML

#21315594
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On 12/11/2014 at 1:20pm - misc - by KCHS - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML

#21315592
47 comments

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On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML

#21294602
104 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 9:09am - intimacy - by betterthanhodor - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, my boyfriend gave his penis a high five for not getting me pregnant. He does this every time I get my period. Every. Single. Time. FML

#21279390
166 comments

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On 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm - love - by highfive - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my girlfriend got her period. It seemed more painful for her than usual, so I offered to go out and buy some painkillers and maybe some chocolate for her. She thought I was being sarcastic and slapped me so hard I saw stars. FML

#21245120
157 comments

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On 08/25/2014 at 2:58pm - misc - by nhyari (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, it's the 16th day of my period. FML

Today, I called my boyfriend and invited him over to watch a movie. He was all for it, until I mentioned I was on my period, at which point he said "NOPE." and hung up on me. FML

#21234002
158 comments

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On 08/10/2014 at 12:42pm - love - by painedandpissed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband decided to play a recording of me breaking wind in my sleep to my whole family at the dinner table. To make matters worse, it was a compilation of different noises from over a long period of time. My family was horrified and my husband seemed proud of himself. FML

#21222673
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On 07/28/2014 at 12:36am - misc - by blow away - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML

#21205080
214 comments

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On 07/10/2014 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML

#21197391
115 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 1:53pm - misc - by blood buddies - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to CVS to buy some tampons. The cashier said, "Ewwww... You're on your period." FML

Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML

#21135508
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On 05/10/2014 at 9:35am - misc - by ColoredPencil13 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML

#21098714
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On 03/28/2014 at 5:43pm - love - by unappreciated husband (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML

#21016986
171 comments

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On 01/04/2014 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)



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