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Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

#21343548
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On 01/24/2015 at 4:40pm - love - by whitebitch16 - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my sister got her retouched wedding photos. Apparently one of the things she had the professional do was edit me out of them. FML

#21341567
57 comments

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On 01/21/2015 at 11:26am - misc - by kana__ (woman) - Japan

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML

#21340484
64 comments

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On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML

#21338246
80 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 12:09pm - misc - by phones - United States

Today, my parents grounded me because I refused to do my little sister's homework for her. FML

#21337837
63 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by MovingOut (man) - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines

Today, I found myself wondering if my sister's jaw makes the same clicking sound when she's giving head as it does when she's eating food. FML

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

#21335369
86 comments

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On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

#21334677
59 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 7:15pm - kids - by SadSister:( - United States

Today, I found three of my sister's dildos as I helped her unpack boxes for her new house. Jokingly, I said, "Why would you even need three?!" She actually explained. FML

#21334501
117 comments

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On 01/10/2015 at 2:02pm - intimacy - by sisterlylove - United States (Missouri)

Today, three weeks after my sister took in a wounded porcupine from our backyard and let it roam about the house, I learned that it sheds quills from time to time. How did I learn this? By stepping on three of said quills hidden in the carpet. I still have only managed to pull one out. FML

Today, I found out my boyfriend was on a dating website. He came up as an ideal match for my sister. FML

#21333814
93 comments

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On 01/09/2015 at 7:06am - love - by ohdearyme - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my sister and I got stuck in an airport elevator. We were separated from our friends, missed our flight and had to walk two hours to find our gate. On the bright side, we ended up having a pleasant talk with an Air Marshal on why we were "stalking people". FML

#21333074
55 comments

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On 01/08/2015 at 12:24am - misc - by random - United States (Colorado)

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

#21332979
62 comments

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On 01/07/2015 at 10:13pm - misc - by awkwardpineapples - United States (Michigan)

Today, my sister compared me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic. FML

#21329069
92 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 12:37am - health - by Sisterly Love - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know'. FML

#21327629
91 comments

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On 12/31/2014 at 2:47am - health - by bridezilla - New Zealand (Auckland)



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